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djsketche:

Had sex with Chuck Norris…

djsketche:

Had sex with Chuck Norris…

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  • Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
  • A: One Instagram.

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(Source: chelseaxmini)

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(via ih3artcooki3)

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can-we-all-just-laugh-out-loud:

Where do astronauts hang out…. the space bar.

I crack myself up sometimes

can-we-all-just-laugh-out-loud:

Where do astronauts hang out…. the space bar.

I crack myself up sometimes

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djsketche:

Congratulations…

djsketche:

Congratulations…

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dangerdannyy:

Me when I tell a joke that no one laughs at 

dangerdannyy:

Me when I tell a joke that no one laughs at 

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